Anyone miss me?

["Just" Paul]

Hellooooooooo.....:blabla:

Anyone home?

Where were the cries for me in my absence?

I should have been bombarded with tears for non-presence, and shouts of joy for my return!:horn:

To paraphrase the Who's to Horton...

I am here I am here I am here I AM HERE

Ya'll miss me?

[Telly]

*Rolls her eyes, hold's up her hand in a "pause" expression*

Of course we did Paul. :) Where ya been?

[503-250]

Nope, I was fine bein the only guy other then the heavily guarded Dawg...thanks for ruining it.

[Diane]

Yep, the party can now start. Paul has arrived. :Banane03: :Banane03: :Banane03:

[PhotoNut]

*cracks up* I love you guys! (but you still aren't getting my Bud Lite)

["Just" Paul]

Sorry 503...

Too many beautiful ladies here to allow you and Dawg to be the only men.

Sorry it took me so long, I went computerless all weekend until today... actually it was kind of nice, but missed you all too much to stay away!

Did I miss anything on LBT this weekend? Just wondering. ;)

[Diane]

Wait, did you mention LBT on this forum?!?!?! Can someone please call the band2gether police!?!?!??! Arrest this man!!!

[Vegaswildflower]

yea, paul is here!! and he brought his stalker Just with him!!

[PhotoNut]

*gasps* No L words!

Go wash your mouth out with soap.

By the way, I have decided that those letters stand for something completely different. It was so obvious I can't believe we didn't get it sooner. L.B. Talk *nudge nudge wink wink*

["Just" Paul]

yea, paul is here!! and he brought his stalker Just with him!!


Which stalker? I've got a few.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.:rapture:

[Diane]

[QUOTE=PhotoNut;455
By the way, I have decided that those letters stand for something completely different. It was so obvious I can't believe we didn't get it sooner. L.B. Talk *nudge nudge wink wink*[/QUOTE]

I don't get it.......

Lizard beaks
Ladies bottoms
Losers bellies
Lazy bats
Long Balloons
Leepin' Bazookers!!
Lilly Bobs

Am I close?!?!?!?!?!???! :dizzy:

["Just" Paul]

Looney blowhards.

[NotSoFunny]

Losers bellies

Thats "Looser" bellies

Hey JP!!! So glad you could make it. We were all wondering what was taking you so long!!

["Just" Paul]

Took the weekend off.

Didn't know about this place until today.

Sorry.

Geez, I know you all missed me, but the flood of affection is overwhelming.

No really.

Really...

No...

COMEON!!! I'M WAITING FOR THE FLOOD OF AFFECTION!!!!

Don't make me wait too long. I mean, I'll just wait for the next 3-4 weeks, after that, I'm out of here.

[NotSoFunny]

*Runs across the room and tackles JP in a giant squishy fat girl hug*

[Diane]

Okay, there's your flood of affection. "Thanks Funny!!" So, I guess you're staying, hugh?!?!

[mrs_christy]

WHAT!!!! I dont have a stalker...now I feel all unwanted and inferior! pfft!

["Just" Paul]

mrph... mrgleprx.... mrfbltrg



(Funny is smothering my face... but I'm not saying how.)

[JoyceGA]

Paul, face it, you are such a hunk!!

["Just" Paul]

Mrphgl... nrgtrdslf...btttdsklg

:)

[Diane]

Okay, Funny. You get now get off of Paul. I think he's feelin' the LOVE!!!! :love:

[Morsaille]

just a little bit more, K?

glad you are here, JP! Woo Hoo!

[Goannabanda]

God help us - he found us.

.......no.......no.........no.......no - really - we're glad you're here. Now maybe that other mother-of-all-thread-killing-threads can finally die.

I'd hug you too, but my mummy always told me not to jump on strange men.... ....and 'cides, I might squish ya flat!

Now you've moved in, will you and dawg be setting up a do-it-yourself-surgery thread??

["Just" Paul]

God help us - he found us.

.......no.......no.........no.......no - really - we're glad you're here. Now maybe that other mother-of-all-thread-killing-threads can finally die.

I'd hug you too, but my mummy always told me not to jump on strange men.... ....and 'cides, I might squish ya flat!

Now you've moved in, will you and dawg be setting up a do-it-yourself-surgery thread??

Are ya callin' me strange?!?!?!

Oh yeah, I am strange... anyone who spends his free time making a Star Trek movie is indeed strange.

BTW... this weekend, our spectacular trailer will be online for you all to see. I'll post the URL as soon as it comes out. I wrote and directed the movie, and played a principal character. But, don't hold that against me.

[Diane]

Hey Paul,
I have NEVER seen a Star Trek T.V. show or movie in my life. NONE!! :dizzy:

["Just" Paul]

Hey Paul,
I have NEVER seen a Star Trek T.V. show or movie in my life. NONE!! :dizzy:

Then Mine will be the first.

I sense a DVD headed your way in February, when it is released on the web...:Banane35:

[Goannabanda]

A Star Trek trailer that you wrote, directed AND starred in - hmmm, you're not shy at all, are you?

...so let's see ya little home movie then...

...and how about that surgery thread???

["Just" Paul]

A Star Trek trailer that you wrote, directed AND starred in - hmmm, you're not shy at all, are you?

...so let's see ya little home movie then...

...and how about that surgery thread???

Actually, I wrote and directed the entire film, not just the trailer. I'm not the star, but am a lead character. I mean, comeon, wouldn't that be egotistical:dizzy:

lol

I've gotta work on the surgery thing, that was really Dawg's purview. I generally disrupt threads with unwarranted and unnecessary sexual comments.:madgrin:

[Goannabanda]

unwarranted and unnecessary sexual comments.:madgrin:

ooooh! NOW i'm getting excited!

["Just" Paul]

Did I mention unwelcome? Yeah, I do them unwelcome too.

It's just who I am. ;)

[lapbander081004]

Borrowing a Phrase from my old friend Al Bundy when Peggy asked the same question..."MISS ME"

"WITH EVERY SHOT I TOOK"

["Just" Paul]

Borrowing a Phrase from my old friend Al Bundy when Peggy asked the same question..."MISS ME"

"WITH EVERY SHOT I TOOK"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!:orange:

OK, now my unofficial poll...

Beard. Grow it back or not?

Input?

[PhotoNut]

OK, now my unofficial poll...

Beard. Grow it back or not?

I vote: NOT!

[wavydaby]

No! beard! Yuck.
Why cover up that gorgeous face??

[Morsaille]

Me too, skinny guys look weird with a beard. ;)

["Just" Paul]

Me too, skinny guys look weird with a beard. ;)

Well, that's a first... NEVER been referred to that way before!:Banane03:

[Kathy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!:orange:

OK, now my unofficial poll...

Beard. Grow it back or not?

Input?

Goatee! (is that how you spell that?) anyway, I love them. It's a rugged, yet groomed look. You can always shave it off. What does the wife think? She's the one that's gotta smooch ya. :kiss:

[Goannabanda]

NO to the beard over here...:tape2:
...oh, yeah, and no to yours either Paul. hehehe

No need to add 15 years in beard-age after just losing more than that in weight-age. And no need to hide such a good-lookin' dial anyway!

[ladytonya]

I've never been a fan of a full beard, but I LOVE a goatee! Very suave and sexy.....

[MoOrLess]

hello hello all - I fell off the technological road for a bit - can we say college is killing me? lol...............P'Nut - yup I get it LB Talk - doh!

[EmileeKaye]

I think a goatee is hot on some guys. My man looked great in one...then he shaved it off...oh well. You can always grow one then shave it, pretty easy.

["Just" Paul]

I'll be gone from the forum from 3PM EST today until the 25th for my trip to film in NY.
I'll try to get a pic of me with George Takei.
Got one last year with Walter (he is in old age makeup, he really looks much younger). BTW, I was 371 in that pic.

Who's gonna miss me now?:tsk:

Comeon... don't be shy?:nod:

[HeatherGurl]

It will be quiet here without you!

[NotSoFunny]

is that a good thing or a bad thing? lol i'll miss ya jp, but i will also be gone for part of that time.

my god you have mae a big change!! look at that pic! can't even recognize you!

["Just" Paul]

my god you have mae a big change!! look at that pic! can't even recognize you!

Thank you. But, I'm the one with the Brown hair. lol

Got a great compliment the other day... someone told me that I almost looked like my own son now.

I think it was a compliment!?!?!?!?

[NotSoFunny]

heck yeah!! You have lost quite a bit of weight, and it takes years off too. you look at least ten years younger.

["Just" Paul]

Thank you very much (blushing).:wof:

[Jess]

Hey Paul!! Looking good!! Good to see you!!

[lapbander081004]

In 1970 The US Navy allowed enlisted to grow beards and I immediate slapped one on. Had to remove it in 1974 to go to the police academy. Had to wait 26 yrs tillI retired to put back on. Worked for one year at a local casino then got back into law enforcement and it came off again. Now I can start it again on Dec 26, 2011 when I retire for the final time.

So after all that my vote is for the beard Paul

[faybie]

OK, now my unofficial poll...

Beard. Grow it back or not?

Input?

How long would it take to grow? Grow it out....take a pic....then let's vote.

I think it looked great before but kind of hard to picture on the skinny Paul face....

[divaliciousdee]

Love a man with a goatee! Escpecially a nice groomed one..sexy! I say do it. Oh yeah photo nut I get it..let em talk!!