Out of the mouths of babes

[NotSoFunny]

I thought I would share this with you all. I recently joined a gym chain here in florida called Shapes. they have child care while you are working out, so I take my kids with me, and my friend Magda and I go and work our butts off.

The first time we went the kids (Emily 5 and Andy 4) asked where we were going. Here is how the convo went.

Andy: "Where are we going"

Amy: "We are going to the gym."

Andy: "Oh, what is it called?"

Amy: "Its called Shapes."

*moment of silence*

Andy: "Are they going to make you not round anymore?"

:faint:

Magda laughed so much she thought she was gonna pee her pants. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. But now I just laugh. It was funny!! The little #$^&**$@.

[SandraDee]

Awww, kids are so cute at this age. They are just innocent souls that don't mean any harm. Poor little things, they don't know any better. You just gotta love them.

[Diane]

Okay, I got one!! A few years ago, we were playing a game of Pictionary with the kids. The word my daughter had to draw & get everyone to guess was "Mother". She started out by drawing a big stick figure & then 3 small little stick figures next to it. Everyone guessed all kinds of things until someone said "DAD" as she pointed to the stick figures. Then she pointed to the small stick figures & they said "KIDS". Then she began to draw a stick figure that had a big, round stomach & immediately everyone guessed "MOM" without any hesitation.

I couldn't believe it!! I laughed right along with the rest of them, but the inside of me was crying.

Yep, kids say & do the darndest things!!!! :) :) :)

[NotSoFunny]

Omg...he did it again today. my son has no idea. LOL

We were getting out of the van, coming home from the gym. His pants were unbuttoned and not zipped up, and I notcied that they were really high on his ankles. I asked if they were too small for him to have zipped up. he said yes, so i told him he needed to go in and put those jeans in the donation box in the garage, and get a different pair of pants to wear. As he was walking away he said "as I get bigger my butt gets bigger and my pant don't fit no more" I said "Thats right."

Then he walked back to me and said "When I get bigger will my butt be as big and bouncy as yours?" I heard laughing from behind me and turned to see my neighbor, the personal trainer, standing there. I laughed and told andy that his body will be bigger, but that bouncy is not good, and that is why mommy goes to the gym to workout. He said "But mommy, it is not working out." I said "Yeah it is, i am doing really great!" And he said while patting my hip "But you are still bouncy! You don't have a new shape."

Yup...still bouncy.