PB Stories

[paula]

Anyone have an interesting PB story they wanna share?

I want the gross ones, weirdest place you've ever PBed, longest PB experience, etc.....

[Tricia K.]

My 1st PB episode was while we were driving from Oregon to Las Vegas and prior to my 1st fill. My husband and I had stayed overnight in Twin Falls, ID and got up really early, hit Starbucks, and then I was behind the wheel. Well, after taking 2-3 bites of a cinnamon roll, I got the golf ball feeling, the slimes, and light headed. My husband asked if I was alright and I just shook my head.

After a few minutes of feeling like this, I PB'd and had a mouthful of yuck! I rolled down the window thinking that I could spit it out the window going 65+ mph on the Interstate. Wrong idea! It came right back in, smacked me on the cheek and went in my hair. I was sooooo grossed out and immediately asked for some napkins. Here I am driving down the Interstate cleaning PB off of my face and out of my hair. Ick, ick, ICK!!

["Just" Paul]

Now that's a story.

Can't top that.

[Susan]

I think I may have one that qualifies me for longest PB. Last week, for some silly reason I decided I was hungry for hotdogs. I hadn't had one since before I got my band. So, I grilled some up and proceeded to eat one, minus the bun. I didn't get down more than two or three bites before that oh so wonderful golfball feeling hit me. Next thing I knew, I spent 3 of the longest hours of my life in the bathroom sliming and pb'ing. THREE hours!! I tried drinking coke, practically standing on my head and everything else I could think of to make it end, but it just wouldn't. And, I was so miserably sore afterwards. I put myself on liquids for a day afterwards just to give myself a chance to recover.

[Kim G]

Tricia I think you a true winner on that one. WOW that must have been horrible.

[Tricia K.]

Tricia I think you a true winner on that one. WOW that must have been horrible.LOL...it was horrible. I never want to experience that again.

[503-250]

TriciaK...ick ohmygawd was that gross.

My only PB comes from stupidity. I have no restriction, I can swallow a golfball so I have no clue why it bothers you ladies so much. However... One lovely afternoon in my office, the two 20 something techs I work with decided pizza was the order of the day, I went along not wanting to be a sore thumb.

I ate my slice of pizza with no problem, and then took one big bite of crust and the phone rings. So, like any other red blooded American (well NYer, mebbe Jersey) I chomped on that crust once or twice hard swallowed and answered the phone. Within seconds I thought I was dying. The pain was tremendous.

Hours later, I am spitting and begging for mercy, but nothing changes. I go online and find someone had posted when you are feeling the golfball sensation, drink warm water. For those of you who didn't just gasp, bread swells when wet. I went from pain to agony.

Somewhere about 2pm the next day, it cleared on its own. Believe it or not, I still look forward to good restriction and sliming and PBing so I know this thing is on right.