Colon Blow

[DebbieChoos]

Dianechef - will you keep us updated on your colon blow adventure over here. Did the package ever arrive or are you still on the front steps with your hands on your hips waiting for the UPS man?

If any of you are shaking your head and wondering if I am crazy, here is the product/website in question that Diane ordered from: www.colonblow.com

If anyone else has tried this product chime in, the website is a riot, I guess if your selling a product called colon blow you have to be slightly off center.

Keep us updated!

Deb

[PhotoNut]

w00t! Colon Blow! Funny did this, and I'm sure she'll be happy to tell ya all about her experience with it. The website is indeed a h00t! Dawg walked around the house for a week saying, "Co-lon blow" in a deep ominous voice that cracked me up (oo! unexpected pun) every time.

[Goannabanda]

OMG are those poop pics on the website for real??? ROLFMAO! Do tell!
If it works, I might give it a try myself (LOL!)... ...we could have a colonblow support group, like the website suggests!!! TEEHEEHEE HAHAHA ROFLMFAO!

[JoyceGA]

I ordered the 3 pack last week after y'all talked about colon blow. The pictures do have me concerned -- for my pipes. I mean, are you suppose to let it go down or remove to plastic bag for trash pick-up??

I'll do anything to kick my losing weight back up a notch.

[NotSoFunny]

I did this. It was great! I want to make one comment about it all. If you are tight at all, you need to wait till you are not so tight to do this. The liquid you drink is thick and swells. So you have to drink LOTS AND LOTS of water with it.

Other than that little disclaimer....this stuff rocks!!! I really liked it, and plan on doing it again soon. i didn't cramp or anything. And I didn't feel like I was going have an accident, or need to be really close to a toilet all day.

["Just" Paul]

Lemme save ya all some money.

Like I said before, I'll be happy to post my chilli recipe.

It is definitely COLON BLOW...:rapture:

but tastes much better.:amen:

[NurseTeresa]

LOL at Funny......how do you recommend that we not be so tight? *snickers* sorry mind is in the gutter back to the regular scheduled topic. You do have to make sure that you drink alot of water follow the products we had someone show up at the hospital that did this procedure. The ended up with a bowel obstruction. They ended up in emergency surgery lost several feel of their intestines and have a colostomy that they are unsure if it will be temporary or permanent. So please................as with anything..........use strict precaution! Not trying to scare anyone just trying to make you aware that if not used properly there is always a chance of severe complications!

[NotSoFunny]

Yeah...I would say to rink at LEAST you 64 oz with this, but try to drink more. I spent the whole day drinking water.

["Just" Paul]

Yeah...I would say to rink at LEAST you 64 oz with this, but try to drink more. I spent the whole day drinking water.


yep.

Gotta watch what you rink. Rinking is very important.

[Diane]

Hey, it's me!!! I just saw this thread & am so happy your brought it over here!! I AM STILL WAITING FOR MY COLONBLOW!! I got an e-mail saying it was shipped out, but I haven't seen it yet. I am getting concerned. Now that I see that Joyce got hers before me, I'm wondering what's up!!

Time to call the company. :dizzy:

I'll keep you updated.

[NotSoFunny]

yep.

Gotta watch what you rink. Rinking is very important.:lalala:


Diane, it will be there soon. they are really quick about delivery.

["Just" Paul]

Sorry Funny.

I was just ki ing you.



Prepping for the onslaught of colons exploding...:painkiller: :painkiller: :painkiller: :painkiller: :painkiller: :painkiller:

[JoyceGA]

I am getting concerned. Now that I see that Joyce got hers before me, I'm wondering what's up!!


NO!! I'm still waiting for the delivery. I just ordered it LAST WEEK. Diane and I must have read that thread and thought...HMMMM.

[Kim G]

Wow had never heard of this...might have to try it.

Ya'll are so funny....it's hard not to laugh out loud when your at work.

[Diane]

Okay, I'll be patient. Since Joyce hasn't gotten hers yet either.

TODAY is the day!! TODAY is the day!! TODAY is the day!!

Who woulda thought I'd be so excited to get a package in the mail that's going to make me majorly poop?!? HA! I'm a crazy loon!!!

[DebbieChoos]

You know if I'm going to contribute my poop pix to a company to put on their website, I think I would clean my bathroom and toliet first. I'm actually more grossed out by the background of some of the bathrooms and the dirty toliets than I am the poop.

And why would you put your poop on the actual toliet seat? That's just nasty.

[Diane]

"dancing around the room in circles singing*
My ColonBlow is here! My ColonBlow is here! My ColonBlow is here!!

So, I opened the package & here is what's inside along with directions:
1) A package of tanish colored powder.
2) 6 capsules

I am supposed to put 1 Tbls of the powder into juice or water & drink immediately. Then I take 2 capsules. I start this at dinner time tonight.

Then, the same for breakfast tomorrow.

Same for lunch tomorrow.

They highly suggest I only drink water during this 24 hr. period & that is exactly what I'm doing to try to do. I can expect a release sometime tomorrow between breakfast & lunch. :) :) :)

I am going to go eat right now since I won't be eating for a while!!!

I'll keep you posted!!!!!!!

[PhotoNut]

Can't wait to see out things come out. Will there be poo pics, Diane? *snickers as she reaches for a gasmask*

[Susan]

I just can't get past the name "colon blow". Every time I see a post with this in the title, well, I think of my husband. I wonder why that is?

[Telly]

Ok TMI time but I have just realized that since I've been banded, my bathroom odoriferousness smells nothing like before. It's like the food I eat, spinich, salads, fruits, shakes and fish, have made me less of a stink meister. Anyone noticed this themselves?

I'm like the Poopie Poppouri Gal. I come out of the bathroom with a hibiscus flower on my ear.

*winks at Tricia*

[wavydaby]

Ahhh, more colonblow tails, tales, um stories

[Diva]

""ahem" Taking this opportunity for a public service announement-stepping on a soapbox...

At this particular moment I *am* Katie Couric (work with me here people)

If you are 50 or over you will need to have a colonoscopy exam. If it proves clear then you have one every few years or so.

If you are 40 or over and you have a history of colon cancer in your family you need to have your colonoscopy earlier.

I am now back to being just Diva.

I have had 2 colonoscopies. Colon Blow is a pretty good description of the prep involved the day before to that the good doc can get clear view of your lovely insides. You will be so clean your butt will be whistling dixie.

So if you are at all interested in the Colon Blow and you may be at the age where a diagnostic colonscopy should be scheduled, well then take advantage of two for the price of one!

Not to be melodramatic but-it could save your life.

Ok-stepping off soap box.

You may now resume regular programming.

[Diane]

Diva!!!!!!!! I am sooooo glad you joined us!! You are the life of the party! I can't stop laughing....

Okay, now back to talking about....uh...crap. :)

After looking at my schedule today, I realized it would not be a good thing to start the Colon Blow last night. I will be in the car & the store during the time of the first release & I wasn't too thrilled about that. I'd rather be in the privacy of my own home. :painkiller:

So, I am starting the colon blow at dinner tonight & will be home in my own bathroom tomorrow when the "experience" happens. :madgrin:

Nope, I will not be taking pictures.

["Just" Paul]

Nope, I will not be taking pictures.

Oh, thank God!!!!!:amen: :amen: :amen: :amen:

[EmileeKaye]

Ok, I wanna try this now.....goes to check out this site.....wondering about these pics everyone is talking about.....

[PhotoNut]

Ok TMI time but I have just realized that since I've been banded, my bathroom odoriferousness smells nothing like before. It's like the food I eat, spinich, salads, fruits, shakes and fish, have made me less of a stink meister. Anyone noticed this themselves?

I'm like the Poopie Poppouri Gal. I come out of the bathroom with a hibiscus flower on my ear.

*winks at Tricia*
Sooo... what you're saying is your own sh*t don't stink? :painkiller:

[EmileeKaye]

Ok.....that site is for real?? Are those pics real??? That came out of someone for real?

I'm now rethinking getting this.....

[SunnyBunny]

It was like a huge crap, that was made up of many other small craps strung together....NICE huh? I was pretty excited to say the least. That all changed when I flushed, and the toilet in my mothers house clogged up instantly...I tried to plunge...no luck, I tried flushing again... BIG MISTAKE. Up came A MONSTER..All over the bathroom..

This is an excerpt from their testimonials. I'm going to have nightmares.

Thanks alot.:shocked:

[JoyceGA]

Diane, I see you have it. I got my package today. Since I did magnesium citrate last week, I'm going to wait till the end of the month to try Colon Blow. OK, I'm hoping to kick out a few extra pounds at the end of the month.

Can't wait to hear your results.

[BigGirlPantiez]

You know if I'm going to contribute my poop pix to a company to put on their website, I think I would clean my bathroom and toliet first. I'm actually more grossed out by the background of some of the bathrooms and the dirty toliets than I am the poop.

And why would you put your poop on the actual toliet seat? That's just nasty.

Ok, so this post got me to go to the site! Where are these photos?

Is it like when people post photos of themselves online but the real story is going on behind them? Like piles of dirty laundry, a "single" guy posing in front of a floral couch, etc?!

[EmileeKaye]

It was like a huge crap, that was made up of many other small craps strung together....NICE huh? I was pretty excited to say the least. That all changed when I flushed, and the toilet in my mothers house clogged up instantly...I tried to plunge...no luck, I tried flushing again... BIG MISTAKE. Up came A MONSTER..All over the bathroom..

This is an excerpt from their testimonials. I'm going to have nightmares.

Thanks alot.:shocked:


LOL As I was reading your post, I thought you were telling your own experience until the end.

[Diane]

For those who want to see the photos, go to www.colonblow.com.

I didn't start the Colonblow last night. I WANTED to so badly!!! :rant: However, my band was so tight last night. I had PB'd on just about everything & wasn't sure it was safe for me to take it. The package states that you shouldn't take this product if you have troubles swallowing. Apparently the stuff swells. So, for my own health's sake, I chose to wait. And, I am so glad I did. This morning I am having a hard time just getting down water!!!! Not sure what the deal is!!

So, as soon as this weird tightness goes away, I will start my Colonblow!!

Sorry, to keep you all in suspense!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clock:

[Nana~]

Ummm I may try it but I DONT think I want the tee-Shirt! LOL
Nana~

[lins12]

I bought the "Super Colon Cleanse" today at CVS. Sounds like it has most of the same things as the Colon Blow. I am a little nervous..about the blow...as I am supposed to go out tonight. We shall see. I'll let ya'll know how it goes.

[Nana~]

Scenario A. (Aggressive)*
Take Colonblow as suggested.


Scenario B. (Balanced)*
Take Colonblow as suggested while having 'light' meals during your Colonblow.


Scenario C. (Chicken)*
Take Colonblow as suggested while not modifying your diet at all.


Are you suppose to Do liquids all this day for the aggressive?
What did y'all do?
I have classes and don't want to have to GO emergency like during class- Does this cause pressure like a laxative?

I own a enema bag- I use it sometimes- I know that only cleans out the lower parts of your system.
Nana~

PS my mom would be so proud of me talking about POOP LOL, I was the one growing up who wouldn't eat beans or cabbage or ANYTHING that MIGHT make me FART! LOL

[DebbieChoos]

I bought the "Super Colon Cleanse" today at CVS. Sounds like it has most of the same things as the Colon Blow. I am a little nervous..about the blow...as I am supposed to go out tonight. We shall see. I'll let ya'll know how it goes.

The Super Colon Cleanse is pretty mild. It is basically to be used everyday to help with being "regular". I wouldn't worry about going out, it usually takes 24 hours before working. Some people have to take this product 2 and 3 times a day for it to work - so on the colon blow scale, this is a 1.

By the way, the colonblow website has removed the pictures that used to be on the testimonial page. These were the one's that people had sent to, they were the nasty ones I was referreing to. Maybe someone over at colonblow saw out posts and took off the pics!!

[lins12]

I decided to add some psyllium husks to kick it up a notch! I'd like to get things movin'. If you know what I mean.

[foodstampchamp]

COLON BLOW???? booger sugar for the butt???? I have got to try this.

[NotSoFunny]

nana, the "release" is not an emergency situation. Do not worry about that. and yeah, during the advanced treatment you drink only liquids that day. we are all used to that.

the thing i like about this plan is that it is a one day thing. i hated those ones where you had to do a month of stuff. this stuff is effective, but does not make you run to the bathroom squeezing cheeks and praying.

i will be doing this again as soon as my stomach muscle pain goes away. diane, i will wait for you to be less restricted and we will do it on the same day.

["Just" Paul]

But...

If you don't have to run and squeeze, is it really a colon blow...

or just a big crap?

A really colon blow should lift you off the toilet a couple of feet!:wof:

[Goannabanda]

I'm going to start a Quick Cleanse 15 day internal detox pack tomorrow (21/9/06), it's no way as aggressive, nor marketed with the same humour as Colonblow, but I hope it will help me off onto a good start to life with the band.

It's got four sets of herbal tablets - targeting the stomach, liver, intestines and bowel. It also has detox diet guidelines that mirror nicely with the pre-op diet (which I also start tomorrow). I'll have to add some soluble fibre for the few days when I overlap the detox with the pre-op, as the pre-op diet is very low in dietary fibre.

I guess I won't be blowing so to speak, but maybe more of a quiet woosh! hehehe!

[PhotoNut]

Cooooo... Lonnnn.. Bllll.. oooooow!

hehe

[Diane]

Hey guys!! My tightness is slowly going away. Weird thing goin' on. But, Funny & I have decided to start the Colon Blow together on Monday, Sept. 18th. We'll report in to you how it goes. :) :)

[PhotoNut]

Those who poo together.. stay.. um.. wrong quote.

Band2gether for better poopage! :woot:

[meme]

So do you drink this before or after bedtime? And Telly, I am 6weeks out and I can "smell" a diff. too.

[DebbieChoos]

Dam my package hasn't arrived yet, I hoped to do it this weekend. meme here is a link to the usage directions: http://www.colonblow.com/when.htm

We are such a warped bunch, never would I have thought we would all be so interested in poop! We can't wait for the results.

[dawg]

I was watching a show on the Boise State university channel this morning (after my wife left), and the subject of colons came up.

They were saying that it's relatively typical for a colon to be 8 to 9 inches in diameter in a mature adult, but only one inch of that is 'passage' for the poop!

That means there's about 7 to 8 inches of old crap built up in there.

YUCK!

I don't know if I'll choose colon blow as my product, but I gotta lose this crap!!

Has anyone tried anything else? Maybe this can turn into a whole colon cleanse thread :)

[BigGirlPantiez]

Yes Dawg!!

Papaya enzymes rock! They are chewable and taste like sweet tarts. I take 3 every few days or so, you can take them at night or morning and I follow with lots of water.

Seems to keep things moving. :nod:

[Goannabanda]

That means there's about 7 to 8 inches of old crap built up in there.

YUCK!

I don't know if I'll choose colon blow as my product, but I gotta lose this crap!!

Has anyone tried anything else? Maybe this can turn into a whole colon cleanse thread :)

OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!!8 inches!!! OMG!!! 8 inches!!! OMG!!!8 inches!!!

I wonder how much all that crap weighs... ...eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!

[DebbieChoos]

The big day has finally arrived for Diane & Funny, our first rats in the "b2g colon blow experiment"! As I still am waiting for my package I will have to be in the next control group.

You guys must keep us posted, you are our first "poopology" students. Soon you will be known as Professor Poop.....

Good luck girls, and as the website says...."have a crappy day"....

[NotSoFunny]

I am taking my colon blow this morning for breakfast. I am doing it the aggressive way. Only water for the next 24 hours.well and the colon blow of course.

Last time i did this i lost 2 pounds, and i drank almost 2 gallons of water. So I am sure it was not water weight. And this stuff does swell, so a lot of speculation is that it is just the product that you are eliminating. But honestly if you go in for a high colonic there is no product they are removing from you in that procedure. its all poo. LOL so i know this is doing something.

The weird side effects I noticed by doing this stuff. The ay after I break out like crazy, then my skin gets really clear. I believe my skin is one of my outlets for toxins. Everyone is different. I also notice that I had no gas for about a week. I mean none. And the smell in the bathroom went away completely.

ok...sorry for the tmi, but if you are in this threa then you asked for it. lol

[JoyceGA]

Hey, I'm expecting a word visual (pictures not necessary). I'm may do it this week instead of waiting to the 27th.

My concern is backing up the toilet from what the site says. In other words, do we flush -- or bag it?

Funny, good luck today!!!

[NotSoFunny]

LOL ok...bagging is something i would not do, but have a plunger near by. I DID get the toilet stuck on the first release both times I did this. TMI, I know. if you go to the site you will see some of what comes out of you. its quite disturbing. LOL but after seeing it, I was glad it was not still in me!

[Barb]

I want the hat...Colon Blow on the front, and "pooping is cool" on the back...LOL

[Penni60]

Ok just ordered mine and yes I got the T-Shirt. And I will wear it proud. LOL!!

I will alert you to when mine arrives. I did total body cleanse last year and I felt wonderful. It was for two weeks. It was called Pancha Karma and is derived from India. My skin looked radiant. My hair was silky and shiny. I lost 12 lbs. But man was it hard. Detox is a mo fo. But after the first 24 hours it was all gravy.

I would have already done another one but the person that I went to last year moved to Hawaii. I guess I could stand to go to Hawaii for my next Pancha Karma. Darn the luck. LOL!!

Just "Paul" you crack me up. In fact you all doo (pun intended).

LOL

[Diane]

Okay, for those lookin' for details, here you go:

I decided to start the colon blow over the weekend because it just worked better for my schedule. Here's what happened...

I took the first dose in the evening & it was very hard to swallow because of the taste. The capsules went down without a problem. The powder stuff in water made me gag. But, I downed it & was happy it was over with. In the morning, I tried some apple juice instead of water. It made it a little better, but still was hard to get down. At lunch time when I was supposed to take my last dose, I was feeling a little strange. My head was spinning & I knew it was from lack of food. So, I made up a little protein drink & put the powder in it. It tasted much better & I started to feel normal again. I drank a ton of water through out the whole process.

The package said that you should expect your first release about 18 hrs. after you took your first dose. I figured my first release would be at about 2:00. So, I waited & waited & waited........

(To be continued)

[DebbieChoos]

The package said that you should expect your first release about 18 hrs. after you took your first dose. I figured my first release would be at about 2:00. So, I waited & waited & waited........

(To be continued)

Diane - You're killing me!! Don't tell me you are still waiting! It can't be taking this long!! Pretty soon Funny is going to catch up and she just started this morning!!!!

[NotSoFunny]

LOL Well I know that she is not blowing up like a balloon, so never fear. but i will let her come back and finish the story.

[Diane]

And the sequel continues...

I continued to wait!!! 18 hrs came & went and I felt NOTHING! I was afraid to leave the house thinking that perhaps everything was getting all backed up & that the longer it took, the bigger the explosion would be!! LOL I finally went to bed for the night. When I woke up - NOTHING!!! My husband was getting a little antsy now too. :wacko:

After 36 hrs it finally came!!!!!!! There was no pain. No cramps. No explosions. No drama. It just came out like it normally does. :nod: And it looked like it normally did, just a lot more of it. It was a darker color and I could see a little extra STUFF in it. I didn't examine it real close, so I couldn't tell you more then that. :happy: But, I can say that I feel better!! I feel energized!!

I did get the acne that Funny was talking about. It was strange!! I normally have pretty good skin & rarely get pimples. But this weekend I had a few craters!! I couldn't figure out what the deal was!!! Then, when I read what Funny said, I knew. Your body is getting rid of the toxins & that is one of the ways it does it. Now my face is nice & clear. It feels extra soft.

Okay, so there you go!!! Please raise your hand if you have any questions for me!! :tongue1:

[JoyceGA]

OK, I'm going to do it this Sunday. I have a date Saturday, so I don't want monster zits that day.

Can't wait to BLOW!!

[NotSoFunny]

LOL zits def ruin a date. but i tell ya, it goes away quick as long as you keep drinking water to flush those toxins out. lots and lots of water. and make a good face soap. i use noxema.

[dawg]

I'm fired up for a clean out. I'm researching more products. I want a toilet blocker damnit!!

[NotSoFunny]

this stuff can block a toilet if you aren't careful. you should try it. and it is over and done with in one day :D

[BigGirlPantiez]

The ay after I break out like crazy, then my skin gets really clear. I believe my skin is one of my outlets for toxins. Everyone is different. I also notice that I had no gas for about a week. I mean none. And the smell in the bathroom went away completely.

Funny you are correct! I am a former Esthetician (facials and such) & makeup artist, your skin is part of your excretory system so it makes perfect sense that this "procedure" does indeed result in clear skin.

Good luck to everyone on the Blow!

[DebbieChoos]

This afternoon I found a white discreet padded envelope in my mailbox….what could it be…humm……COLONBLOW!!!!! Finally, good thing I was not constipated!

So now the dilemma will be when to start, if I start tonight the literature says that my first “release” could be in 18 hours, well there is no f’ing way I am going to “deposit” this at work!!!! I think I will do what Funny did and start tomorrow at breakfast – then I should be safe at home for later.

So Diane, was it what you expected? You had me worried when you only posted part one of your adventure, I was having these Monty Python visions of you blowing up and exploding. Would you do it again, did the “urge” come unexpectedly or did you have plenty of time? Did it look like the pictures…etc. Just consider this 20 questions of poop and give us the low down.

Anyone else who has tried this feel free to chime in with your experience. Let poopology 101 begin, share your experiences!

[Diane]

Thanks for raising your hand with a question dascjp1!! Here are the answers to your questions:

1) It wasn't at all what I expected. It was much easier. I was thinking it was going to be terrible. I've taken colon cleanse stuff before & it turned out to be a poop explosion & lots of stomach cramps. This wasn't that way at all!! I just went when I felt like going & it came out just like it always does. There was just a whole lot more then normal. I was afraid the toilet would get clogged, but luckily it didn't.

2) Yes! I would do it again. Now that it's been a week later I feel so much "lighter". My system seems to work better. I can't describe it. You'll understand once you do it.

3) I never had a big urge to go. NEVER!! It was strange that I had to wait to so long, but that was fine. Once I felt like I had to go, there was no running & feeling as if I had to go immediately. It was just normal. Had I been out and about, I feel like I would have easily been able to make it home in time.

4) Mine looked NOTHING like the pictures. The pictures showed a long, rope-like thingy. Mine had no ropes. But, it was much darker then normal. And, I could see that there was extra stuff in it. Kinda like mucusy stuff. Weird things I've never seen. I didn't really examine it that much because I was feeling kinda grossed out by just looking at it!! (hee, hee!!)

Funny, what did yours look like?!? Was it different then the first time!?!? Please chime in at any time. Give us the low-down on the poopin' stuff. :)

[DebbieChoos]

Ok, I'm in - no turning back now! Took the first serving this morning. Used some V8 Mango Splash with the powder and spun it in the magic bullet - made it much easier to drink I think. I have a mini-mixer for protein shakes @ work that I will use this afternoon.

Diane I am so looking to feel "lighter" as you say, hopefully this will offer alittle relief. Glad to hear it doesn't sneak up on you but I will be close to home for most of the weekend just in case.

Was it hard on your band going down with either the powder or the pills? I can see how the powder could bulk up if you don't just gulp it down and try and sip it - that would be a problem if it bulked up at the band I suppose.

I will keep you posted, good luck to us all...have a crappy day!

Debbie

[NotSoFunny]

you want to keep drinking throughout the day to make sure it goes through well. it will bulk up if you are not careful.

ok....i will describe it. reluctantly LOL i mean you are talking to a person who doesn't like to burp around people, you think this is easy? LOL

the first time i did it it was much darker than normal. and there was a lot of it. like 3 or 4 times the amount that there is normally. there was no cramping, or urge. it was all pretty solid. and there was a lot of mucous and stuff like diane described.

The second time i did this it was still dark, but not as dark, and there was only about 2x the normal amount.

I broke out both times. I lost 2 pounds the first time, and no weight the second time.

I plan on doing it one last time, and then i am done. At least for a year. :) I have noticed I have less gas, and my tummy is processing food quickly. quicker than normal.

[Penni60]

I got my package today. Start your engines!! Well ok start in the AM. Will report in when lift off has commenced. LOL!!!

[JoyceGA]

I'm doing Colon Blow today. I took the first dose Saturday at 5pm, and am waiting for the first release (it's just past 18 hrs now).

I do feel a little light-headed, but no cramping. AND no feeling that I may have an accident.

I've only had water between Blow doses.

AND I don't plan to weigh for today till I am finished.

[DebbieChoos]

Ok, my colonblow adventure…

First dose Friday @ 6:30 am, 2nd dose @ 11:30 am then the last dose @ 6:30 pm. I drank plenty of water and crystal light throughout the day. The powder really does fill you up – once it mixes with your liquid it kind of becomes a “swill” in your mouth. I used V8 Mango Splash, whipped to death w/the magic bullet – I don’t know if I could have gotten it down just mixed with water. I never felt hungry, lightheaded or anything else through out the day. I did eat a can of split pea soup Friday night @ around 9:00 (which becomes important later).

Saturday morning @ 7:30 was my first adventure, it just felt normal, like I had “to go”. It was much darker and denser than normal and about 2-3 times as much. At about 9:30 nature called again, this time it pretty much looked like the pictures, lots of it and very rope like. There was other “stuff” in there, but it could also be from the “swill” - again I would say 2-3 times as much as normal. Then @ around 2:30 in the afternoon I went again, this time about 3 times as much…and it was “pea soup green” – I guess the soup caught up!!

So that was my adventure, I do feel “cleaner & lighter” if that makes sense. I did not break out or have any other side effects. I will do it again, maybe adjust the dosage times so that they are spread out more.

All in all, what ever that “crap” was I’m glad it’s out of me! I would recommend this as a cleansing method – and now I need a t-shirt that says….”I survived colonblow”!

Debbie

[NotSoFunny]

woohooo! Way to go debbie! glad it all went well. and that you got the results you were looking for.

ok...who's next?

[Diane]

My husband says he wants to give it a try. But, he wants to do it on a Saturday, so we'll have to wait until this weekend!! We'll keep you posted!!

[Penni60]

OK here is my report. Took first dose around yesterday at 8a, second at 1p, last at 7p. Before bedtime at 10p I had three "blows". LOL!! Little rushed but not in danger of an accident. Cleaned me out but good I can tell you. No cramping. No feelings of I better run.

Weighed myself prior to the 'BLOW' and was 273. This morning I am 270.

I LOST THREE POUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!

Just goes to show you how much you are full of "stuff". You thought I was gonna say something else HUH? LOL!!

I would do it again in a heart beat. I wasn't hungry at all. I drank probably two gallons of water, 4 glasses of Plum juice, 3 cups of Green Tea.

So once a month HUH? If I lose 3 lbs every time I do this then in a year I will have lost 36 lbs. HOORAY!! LOL!!!!

[PhotoNut]

Penni!! LOL!!

I just saw this post in my email and I'm laughing so hard! 36 pounds in a year... Now that's some serious weight loss darlin'!

We are having that BBQ this weekend. I think we should surprise everyone and hand out colon blows instead of bbq chicken! LOL!!

[JoyceGA]

Well, I'm thinking that I must have been pretty clean to start. I did magnesium citrate about a month ago and had the true "blow" in 30 minutes experience.

With Colon Blow, I drank my 160 oz of Crystal Light tea; two protein shakes (after first 24 hours). I never felt the need to go, but I was peeing like a horse.

Colon Blow tasted fine in water to me -- there is a touch of cinnamon in it.

I was happy that I didn't block up the toilet as I feared would happen. But it seemed less output than normal. It was light brown in color with the CB fiber evident.

I only lost one pound. I was hoping for 5.

Once I drank a protein drink the lightheadedness and headache disappeared. I don't really feel any different today -- not more energetic, about the same.

I'll do it again in 60 days.

But I think I get better results with an 8 oz glass of prune juice.

[dawg]

I bet you can't guess what's on my list of things to do (or is that poo) this weekend!!

[PhotoNut]

All aboard the Colon Blow train! :woot:

We be blowin' come the weekend!

[Diva]

The Bottom Line:
No Butts About It
Reap the Rewards of the Colon Blow and Check Your Health at the Same Time!!!!:biggrin1:

Just inserting this public service announcement, I don't mean to bum anybody out. And I don't want to be a party pooper. Butt I thought to myself "Holy Crap, I should post about colonscopies again!"

Whenever you have a colonscopy you completely empty your bowels so the doc can insert his teensy weensy teeny tiny itsy bitsy camera in your inner sanctum. The night before you drink some magical fluid and that will be the theme of your evening...fluid. You will be sedated with lovely drugs, feel no pain, lose water weight and you will have that clean refreshed feeling all day long.

So here we go:

"This year, 75,700 women will be diagnosed with colon cancer, compared to 72,600 men. And 28,800 women will die of the disease. The reason — women are not getting screened for the disease as often as their male counterparts.
Colonoscopy is used to detect precancerous colon polyps before they become malignant. It takes approximately five to 10 years for one of those polyps to become cancerous. "By screening people every five to 10 years, we think we can prevent most cancer formation," says gastroenterologist Christine L. Frissora, M.D. In fact, having just one colonoscopy decreases your lifetime risk of dying from colorectal cancer by 68 percent.

In patients with no gastrointestinal problems and not risk factors for colon cancer, the American Cancer Society recommends a first screening colonoscopy at age 50.
However, if you've seen blood in your stool, you should see a doctor right away. If you have any risk factors for colon cancer, such as a history of colon polyps, your doctor may want to order the colonoscopy long before you turn 50. If you have a first-degree family member, such as a sibling or a parent, with colon cancer, you should begin screening at least 10 years before the age your relative was when diagnosed."
(Columbia University Department of Surgery web page)



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[Nana~]

My 3 pack kit is in the mail y'all have talked me into it! Hubby and I will try it when it gets here!
Nana~

[dawg]

5pm today, I will consume dose 1.

I am going to go "extreme" because... that's the only way I know how to be.

I shall no doubt have an amusing experience. :D

[Nana~]

I received mine in the mail TODAY, Im going to wait until tomorrow to take it though cause I had already eaten before my mail came-
Nana~

[diva girl]

First of all....Diva....you are too funny for words. I loved your post....funny and informative.


"Thar She Blows!":eek:
I had my colon blow experience this week. I took the dose at odd times and not the way they said, so I'll be doing it again soon. However, I did get three big - ahem - releases (as they say in their literature) and feel very much better for it.

However, I looked at the ingredients and see that it's 90% psyllium husks, something I was taking pre-band. I used to take 3-4 capsules a day (the painless way) and will attempt to resume my psyllium habit now that I'm settled into my band. They add so much fiber to your system and create such a healthy colon. AND they're about 1/10 the cost of colon blow!

However, for that clean as a whistle feeling...I don't think you can beat the stuff. No explosion, no laxative feeling, no out of control. All in all...a great product. (i can't believe we're talking like this)

Lyn

[dawg]

Okay dose 1 is chugged.

Took it straight in water. Kinda sweet and minty. Does get pretty thick towards the bottom and now it's in "mah belly" It feels like I'm being gently inflated.

Next does is tomorrow morning. So it's fluids only all the way now (and no beer).

May your bowels be with you.

[dawg]

17:30 Saturday:
Dose 1 - Odd minty flavor. Taken in water.

17:30 to 22:30 Saturdary:
Food: Consumed water and about 8fl oz of Skim Milk. No solids.
Feelings: Slightly odd feeling that I need to visit the rest room. Nothing happening when I did visit it. All stop on the bowel express.

07:30 Sunday:
Dose 2 - Taken in water. Made it a little thicker today. Be careful it can really stick in your throat. I almst upchucked.

07:30 to 1230 Sunday:
Food: Water, water, water, coffee... (to be continued)
Feelings: GURGLE GURGLE BLOP BLOP. Heavy feelings down below. Had to sit for a while waiting for the feelings of nausea to pass from choking the dose down. (to be continued)
13:30 Sunday:
3rd Dose. Glad that's done. Now.... I wait.
16:20 Sunday:
Still waiting....
18:20 Sunday:
Definately wanna, definately can't....
19:38 Sunday:
If that was it, I'm sticking with Red Robin's Chilli...
20:52 Sunday:
Pass the chilli sauce with garlic... I think it needs help.
23:00 to 08:00 Sunday / Monday:
Fairly frequent trips to the bathroom (I lost count) but nothing occured as advertised. Mild case of the runs.
10:30 Monday:
Something more like what was advertised occured. Still not spectacular results. Thus far I think I won't be using Colon Blow again.

[Nana~]

OMG Dawg best of luck!
I cant STAND the taste of this stuff! I made it thru 4oz on my first dose and one pill- the pill felt like it was stuck and I felt nauseated, decided to wait on the other 4 oz and pill 30 min and I had 4oz of minty jello! ugh 2 hours passed my tummy fell out and I was puking :(
I'm not to sure if I should try the 2nd dose or not lol I never did get the other pill down either and that was 8 am today...
I've been burping that taste all day and feel sick, shaky, and nauseated :(
Nana~

I missed my classes today and didnt get any homework done cant think feel gross :(

[DebbieChoos]

Nana & Dawg

You guys really need to drink more with your doses. I mixed mine with juice, blended well with the magic bullet, followed up by a crystal light chaser.

If you try to get this down as "swill" you will no doubt be nauseas. Remember, lots of hydration - it is recommended that you drink all day.

Good luck...may the poop be with you!

Deb

[dawg]

I actually used a full 16.9oz bottle of water for each dose. Plus I've consumed more than a gallon in the last 24hrs.

No problem with hydration - as my bladder will testify!

[DebbieChoos]

Dawg - This product worked for so many people - it's kind of funny that it didn't work well for you. Must have been the hype, now you won't be walking around the house saying "colon blow" like a scary movie voice over. It had to happen, nothing works for everyone - just amusing that it wound up being you - you would have been so "proud" if it had worked!!!

Nana - any news or did you give up? Maybe you two got an odd batch....

Debbie

[Nana~]

I'm trying again I think I really was just sick the first time I tried it.
I took my first dose last night, 2nd this morning. So far so good not sick this time :)
HINT
If like me you cant stand the taste or grit in it, try it with orange juice it covered most of the taste and I just pretended I was drinking OJ with pulp in it :)
Nana~

[Goannabanda]

Go nana!!! You'll be blowing with the best of them in no time!

["Just Jess"]

it is well over a year since the last post on this thread --- but someone just recently turned me onto it... and i just wanted to throw it out there that i am SO interested in trying this product out as soon as i get my *other* poopy issues taken care of!

i want to be a masterpooper!!!!!

[PhotoNut]

Good luck with becoming a masterpooper, Jess.

Dawg and I tried this back in the day when it was all the rage around here. We still can be heard walking around talking like Arnold, 'Co-lon-blown'.

However, we didn't have a lot of success. In fact, on the bathroom wall at our old house, you can still see these words scratched into the paint:

Here I sit, broken hearted.
Came to sh*t, but only farted.

["Just Jess"]

hahahahahahahaha :hahalaff:

thanks for sharing, susan! ;)

[mlgpdx]

I stumbled across this thread a few days ago.. laughed my a$$ off and then promptly ordered colon blow. I am sched for Lap Band 3/24 with Dr. Ortiz in Mexico. I am a lurker, but I LOVE this board.

Mindy
39
280LBS
5'8"

[Goannabanda]

Oh my, here we go again... ...good luck on becoming a masterpooper Mindy!